The Fall from Grace

marypsue:

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

(via memeimpala)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via bookish-malarkey)

“There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.”
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader- C.S. Lewis  (via cartega)

(via longlivebuckybarnes)

kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

(via itsfunnierin221b)

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

(via itsfunnierin221b)

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via hattedmistress)

theannieplanet:

paperbeatsscissors:

Hamster President tackles the tough questions.

everyone on this website is high

(via elder-schraderham)

snapchatting:

snapchatting:

give me a D
give me a O
give me a L
give me a P
give me a H
give me a I
give me a N
give me a S
put them all together and what dose it spell

image

(Source: snapchatting, via elder-schraderham)

hattedmistress:

cartooon-heart:

thearchangeltrickster:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

I WASNT RELAXED I WAS FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER

jesus take the wheel

INHALE

CALM

EXHALE

RELAXED

(Source: wolfholmes, via elder-schraderham)

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